The world is full of spin these days.
Everything is double speak and nothing is as it seems. But in the words of The Cranberries, "Everyone else is doing it, so why can't we?"

Here, I introduce a new suggestion for tackling the problem of old technology.
Specifically, old phones that contain private data and naughty messages the world isn't ready for.

Say goodbye to that pesky private data problem.

Data Protection: Check

And while you're at it, you've discovered that your axe is sufficiently sharp, mitigating potential accidents.

Health & Safety: Check

The world will never know.

Fret not, if you don't happen to be in possession of a wood-cutting axe; I've discovered a few more ways you can meet your GDPR targets without breaking the bank. See part two...