Ultra Max Turbo

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Burtman
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Updated:
Nov 22, 12:36.
November 22 2023, 12:36 pm.
Updated:
Nov 22, 12:36.
November 22 2023, 12:36 pm.
If you're like me, a bog standard mop just isn't going to cut it. You're need the best. What the pros use.
The mop of champions.
Ah, you caught me. I wasn't going to fob you off with the Standard Max, but I wasn't going to tell you about the Ultra Max Turbo!
A king in the realm of mops.
Featuring Dirt pick up & shine technology, the Ultra Max Turbo features an ultra-maximum speed turbo system that allows you to smear crap around the kitchen floor at the speed of light.
Ultra Max Turbo
Actual mop based on standard rag-on-a-stick design. Claims are just marketing jive. Any similarity to an actual turbo is coincidental.
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