Many years ago, it became apparent that, should anyone in the Burt-family need computer assistance, I was to be the 24/7 free help line agent of choice. Long have been the hours spent diagnosing and fixing problems caused by various examples of malware and stupidity. No offense intended, but what did you think would happen when you deleted boot files to make space?

Well, friends, it's been an amusing mission, if frustrating. And today, I just want to share some examples of the level of pain I'm talking about. Because nerds need sympathy, too.

The life I chose.