Although I don't usually find it a good use of time to tell strangers what I've been eating, this particular snack was tasty enough to make it through, while still being simple enough to interest lazy fatties and the like. I call it "The First Bread I Saw In Lidl And Some DM Stuff" (working title).

I'm taking this opportunity to let you know that this chocolate is about the tastiest I've had, and you need to go and order some, if you can't find it locally. Seriously, it's worth the punt.

This snack was brought to you by DM (milk and red grape juice) in association with Lidl (who lose points because they told me off when I tried to sneak Byron into the bread section to keep him out of the heat) and Burtdad (whom I credit for the excellent tea, even though he only bought it and didn't actually pick it or anything like that).

Free pudding for the first to correctly identify the reference.