Back when Burtbro was still doing a paper route before college, he gave me a CD that had fallen off the front of one of the magazines. It was Metal Hammer. It opened my eyes.

This week, I found myself in a not-particularly-rare metal mode, and this track was on my playlist. It's the first of its kind I ever heard, and it was on that CD.

Get it down your ear canals (there's no video to watch).

If you're still here seven minutes and eight seconds after clicking that link, you now get it. If not, you have disappointed me deeply.