Do you remember those Tonka trucks you used to get in the 80s and 90s? They were the ultimate toy. Huge steel tipper trucks with all the moving parts. Some of them were big enough to put the cat in, not that he'd ever stay where you wanted him. Well, times have changed, my friend. The kids these days would laugh at our Tonka trucks, when they have actual miniature construction machinery at their fingertips. I was jealous. I won't lie about it. I bet you could crush a Tonka truck with one of these.

This spoilt generation, whose toys I want.