My second suggestion for purging old crap is a timeless classic, and one we've all claimed to have done by accident, in order to excuse ourselves for not calling someone back. But let me tell you, when you do it on purpose, it's all that much more enjoyable.

Simply place the offending device on the ground and roll your motorhome over it, slowly and satisfyingly, until you hear the sweet sound of GDPR compliance and see the evidence in the rear view.

A compliant device, scrubbed of user data and ready for recycling.

Honestly, I was a bit disappointed with the lack of drama here. I had been expecting a 3 ton crush to produce a more complete destruction. But alas, the gorilla glass has shat on my party. Nevermind, though. There are more exciting options to explore. Onward...