For the lack of creativity presented in option two, I offer you yet another way... This, filled with all the excitement of the fair. For who, among us, is not the proud owner of a slingshot and a pack of 10mm steel balls?

Exactly.

Set your delightful device in its natural habitat and have at it until one of those balls of fury finds its way home.

Ah, to be young again.

That's one more end-of-life device, ready for silicon heaven. You can feel the world getting a little better with each phone that dies tragically while walking in nature.

Tomorrow, the last Nokia gets it.