Heroes Among Men

Posted by Burtman on
Jun 30, 15:37.
June 30 2025, 03:37 pm.

Updated:
Jun 30, 16:11.
June 30 2025, 04:11 pm.

Read Time: About 2 Minutes

It's Not All Doom, At All!


There are many things going on in the world, at this moment, that would blow your socks off, if you only knew. But I'm not going to bog you down with all that. Not today. Because, while the usual political theater plays out on the idiot box, suckering in the mindless and keeping the oppressed paralyzed with fear, there are millions of people out there working night and day to do something wonderful, and it's them I want to tell you about.

In particular, I want to bring you some fun.

There are countless heroes out there, working to bring us truth and solutions through lawsuits, medical evidence, scientific evidence, and all the usual pathways. Doctors and insiders who lost careers and family to tell us the truth about Agenda 2030 and 15 Minute Cities... But there is another category of hero - a somewhat more whimsical category - but heroic, nonetheless.

Modern Day Superheroes!


I am, of course, talking about those whose iron balls give them the power to make light work of the ULEZ (Ultra Low Emission Zone) cameras that seek to make using your car so expensive that you give up; remove illegal clamps and other tools of extortion; fight for the rights of the downtrodden and generally mess things up for the rich and powerful. The independent, plain-clothed superheroes who take hilarious risks to render multi-million pound surveillance networks useless - in broad daylight, no less. Let's take a look at their work...

The Blade Runners


Using a variety of readily-available tools to cut down cameras and camera posts, that would generate millions for the illegitimate government, at the expense of the already-overburdened people, whose only crime is trying to get from A to B.

Bat Box Man


A secretive superhero who covers road cameras with bat boxes.

Phantom Sticker Man




Angle Grinder Man


Who helps the people by providing a free wheel clamp removal service.

Sadly, he has since retired from the superhero game, but his departure wasn't the end. He inspired a similar hero in Australia to come out from the shadows and carry the torch...

Wheel Clamp Man

Superbarrio


A Mexican superhero who organizes labor rallies and prevents families from being evicted by filing paperwork and dealing with the state on their behalf.

Bromley Batman


He patrols dodgy neighborhoods in London, intervening in muggings and preventing social crimes.

And There Are Many More


The more you look, the more you find. Real life heroes, some in costume, some cloaked only in shadow and mystery, but all fighting the powers that oppress and liberating the vulnerable. I tip my hat to them all, and thank them for their services. Without them, the world would be a less wonderful place.


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