Something For You

The time is close. My first book is approaching the finish line, and to celebrate the publication of this very limited edition, I'm giving away the first 10 copies, presented in a breath-taking standard paperback format, autographed and personalized, so they'll be worth huge money when I'm dead (surely, we're talking $3 a copy, minimum).

But being one of the more popular authors, this wonderful opportunity can't last long.
That's right, folks. There are now only 2 copies left in this jaw-dropping offer.

Go and have a read of the previews, if you can't be bothered to get a free account (even though it lets you read more of the book), and then come back and claim dibs on your free book! How? Well, in the comments, obviously. Which means you need a free account, so it was a waste of time not having one, wasn't it? Don't worry, it's not a scam. It's actually a trustworthy website, as illustrated by me telling you so (not to mention my extensive Privacy Policy).

Something For Me?

Now, if you like my first book, and want to help me to finance its publication, you could donate a few bucks, by clicking on the coffee cup in the bottom right corner of the screen (or by going to my Buy Me A Coffee page), or you could come up with a novel way to send support without using the only method I currently have, which would make you very smart..

If you like it, but not that much, you could take the cheapskate support route, and just share this link with some friends:
Book One - Stories From The School Yard

Of course, if you don't even really like it, you have to question if you could be doing something more useful than sitting there, reading about it.
I mean, come on. Haven't you got some scrolling to do, or something?

Anyway, I strongly support the idea of you supporting me, and I think you would, too, if you were me, so let's stop beating around the bush, eh?

Big thanks to my other supporters!